To
Moms and Grandmothers:
Somebody
said that a child is carried in its mother's womb for nine months.
Somebody
does not know that a child is carried in its mother's heart forever.
Somebody
said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a
baby.
Somebody
doesn't know that once you're a mother, normal is history.
Somebody
said you learn how to be a mother by instinct.
Somebody never
took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody
said being a mother is boring.
Somebody
never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody
said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good."
Somebody
thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody
said "good" mothers never raise their voices.
Somebody
never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf
ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody
said you don't need an education to be a mother.
Somebody
never helped a fourth grader with his math.
Somebody
said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first.
Somebody
doesn't have five children.
Somebody
said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions
in the books.
Somebody
never had a child stuff beans up his nose.
Somebody
said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery.
Somebody
never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of
kindergarten.
Somebody
said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied
behind her back.
Somebody
never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody
said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.
Somebody
doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a
mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child
leaves home.
Somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody
said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her.
Somebody
isn't a mother.